A double shot, maybe?

Officials in the Shivpuri district of India's Madhya Pradesh state, needing a promising program to slow the country's still-booming birth rate, announced in March that men who volunteer for vasectomies will be rewarded with certificates that speed them through the ordinarily slow line to obtain gun permits.

Said an administrator, the loss, through vasectomy, of a "perceived notion of manliness" would be offset "with a bigger symbol of manliness." Right. So, to get things clear: men who want guns get their seamen stopped in order to get a gun. The seamen is stopped to make sure they don't procreate. Well, people who are that dumb and in need of a gun, shouldn't procreate anyway. Nice job India.